A day in the life of.

Hello

I have had a usual day.
Would you like to hear a usual day in an unusual world?

 

Howdy..
Another day in the strange apothecary shop i call a life.
When I was still contracting on a regular basis ,I had a huge well of people and resources to call on from my employer whoever that happened to be at the time..
As you know due to events out of anybody's control,Those resources are no longer trust worthy .
This is why after my contract ended on the alternative comedia i found myself out an organisation which supplied many un noticed handy things , such as very unusually talented people..
"you never know what you got til its gone kinda thing"
So I had to (with very few resources left) re staff myself .
So thats why i did other things in the background during the first few months after disappearing more or less...I mean i was never there for what anyone thought i was there for didn't care what anyone thought but it was fortunate to be at that stage in the community i was in..

The only reason I considered such people was simple...they were people ,i could watch them handle stress and i mean mental verbal and moral abuse...
See how they handled it...
also i could put them in a hierarchy........to seeeeee who everyone was really.......watch thee backstabbing habits why and to who.....


meanwhile seeing who is handling it all taking note and keeping up! while stil completing a simple menial task that didn't matter about stuff that didn't mean they earnt money ,but did it solely because they SAID they would....strength of word comes first with us.

So the reason i say this now , again simple(getting a trate about me ,OR WHAYT!..lol) I Have a person on every continent...
obviously there a ew on the big ones....but still by comparison to my previous employers network it is ridiculous...
I need more people...


Probably less than you think...actually...we work a cellular system...so its expedient..to the max..
I would like to add to it considering the influx of requests for weird shit im getting if you catch my drift..
Now some of the people reading this will have turned up here from nowhere and will not know why they are reading this thread right now as i get to this stage of typing ,......yes you wake up.,.im talking to you directly....please apply to me asap....

if that last thing i said resonated with you and you are unaware how you came here..
please join the forum , then pm me....
you will definitely know who you are....definitely,...........if your ..........not quite sure...or whatever other anything other than knowing .....don't apply.....all previous applicants ....you already know not to apply....from your last experience...

Everyone else....good luck.
Oh and just for the cynical amongst my marketing friends.....if you join the forum and are not successful you will be deleted , but are free to come back afterwards of your own recognisance.........

Free will....is a wonderful thing.
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all the best

 

I'm go ona put this here , as it is one of the many jobs I'm offered..

Anuver

Day in the life of the "we get weird things done shop"



Ok

Not really,

But we are going to hang some company's on there own logos.....
And of course there mission statements are going to be shoved all the way up the managing directors arse,

We are .....
Two lawyers
Me
And an assistant to file the mountain of paperwork they are going to try and drown us under...

The first of our victims is the managing director of British gas,

And of course British gas..


Here's a quick run down of the outline.

We first establish thru varying means that usury and ownership of natural resources is wrong.
We then establish by contract analysis , the actual mandate they were given in the FIRST instance....
Which was to convey via a network of pipes the resource of natural gas...
They were to be remunerated for said transport..

Then we make that known the actual facts....

We will , and have some customers that have been victim to a very clever circumnavigation of this contract which has resulted in them having there gas supply removed , (they are currently freezing)
But rather than moan about it and cry , one of them came to me...

And ask very straight forwardly if they could hire me.

For a fee.

So that's what they have done.

I'm going to be an absolute pain In the arse from now on, a registered letter with the MDs name on it is being sent every morning , at considerable exspenses...

In it is a list off all the people which have had there gas cut of by this ploy , THAT HE IS TOTALY RESPONSIBLE FOR.....

ALSO , the people in this predicament are going to make a video of there breath and the cold in which it is emitted ....in there own homes.......


What were your profits last year, mr gasman.........


Oh and mr government........don't sneak out the door, your getting the tax aren't you......

And you are supposed to protect the vulnerable on behalf of us......with our money ,,, which means you are supposed to be regulating this shit.....

Ok

One last thing,

The main aim of this up and coming campaign is really to educate the 20 something's that have no idea where the gas comes from or even cares , because of the wheel they are being made to run round ......

Which enables them to pay said bill, they have no idea of what awaits when you are down....

And that happens to anyone...
Problem is when it happens to you , you lose your voice .....
Your nothing....
Then your slowly isolated because of your situation, no one wants to look , because of fear and embarrassment...

And then silence....


Now where's my rope..............thinking1






TO KEEP UP WITH THIS GO TO THE HOUDINI'S HANGER,,no more will be posted here as it is just a day in the life off....

 

Ok, that was a surprising response to something I put in on the off chance, so I'm full on my quota of hopefulls(sensitives)
And thanks , I'll be back again when the fall outs have been determined , but for now, all spaces this time are filled, thanks again, amazing response.
Truly shocked really, and the just for expedite matters , your all being emailed from Swiss , so check for the .CH on the end of emails, sometimes mine puts them in the wrong place, should all get them by the end of NEXT week, if not give me a pm and I'll chase for you.
They are efficient .
I doubt there will be any mistakes.

Sorry for typos etc , in a rush today.

 

Well, stranger things have happened.

 

Clowns and weirdos aside.

Another day and another dollar,
Next odd request ..
I have been asked to find as many sensitive people as I can .
But I don't want that, I just want to do the job,so as many as I get will do.
They have asked for any sex size .
They are going test as many as we all bring in, then end up whittling it down to just a few I Spose, (I'm not sure about that)but it makes sense for me.
I know where they are going with it , very interesting and any real sensitive will find it most exhilarating I should think.
But , this is another day in the life of the "get the odd thing done shop"that I run.

The specs are as follows.

Over 18
You will be asked to take part in a qualifying test.
Then you will be rated as to your score and character (not to weird)
Then your hotel and usual exspenses if asked to travel for further testing in Switzerland.
After you return home , the results will be adjudicated and they will make a choice.
Those people will then go on to take part in the main project.

It should be considered
Job/career effects
Spouse
Children
Etc
Also , travel, any travel problems will exclude the person straight away as the project requires this.
Anyway.

That's not why I'm saying , if anyone here is up for it , please tell me in a pm message. Ta.
I will copy this in my message back to you so we can go over the requirements , any inlookers welcome ,
Just pm me and I'll go over the requirements , if your interested I will put your name in etc.

 

May they live on in our hearts and minds.

 

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Ok , here's the message I sent to my now ex freind due to idiots...
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Rhi was very disappointed, it was quite something the job,and you choose a silly weird Englishman driving instructor,and a deranged hormonal woman...
You let that stand up in this , geeeezus , I thought you were an alchemist,you should have known what the monk would do faced with such irreverence ,
It's a shame , but done now anyway , was of last night when I showed him your convo, this was one of G's friends you fool...
I wonder if you could feel the humiliation I felt for you in front of this.
And I'm very glad for both us it ends here,really,cos that was just as surer sign your not ok as any.

Thought I owed you that,lol.
You know me!lol
Tra , be lucky, that's ironic.
Houdini, Yesterday at 2:01 PMReport
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They proper fucked him!
So yeah I don't like people that fuck up other people ...


But here's a bit of music to chill us out and we can forget about it all eh!

Go back to being internet people , lol, where it smells your way and no one else has any bearing !

Digestive biscuit anyone?
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To the reply
opportunity,
this step towards useful endeavour...

To get our heads and mine back round the serious aspect of this.....
I shall quantify.
We have a world class alchemist ,A very important man
Who involves his man
In a task
With his alchemical partner

Who hates is man

Then he dies

And we are stuck with each other
But we make the best of it...

Yeah that's it .

But , back to recent events
I make contact, I explain

I say the monk we both know wishes some assistance in a task are you game

He says well , what game
I say , as far as I know , it's six things to be carried out In your field.
No pressure just y/n
He agrees

(Well who wouldn't) something to do eh!

Anyway
I say the six steps will comes as and when , you have three days to think it over .
He is sure.

Good

I go back to the monk and say
Well he is game so ....
The monk is oddly pleased I thought , when I look at it now.
I thought he would just grunt acknowledgement considering the circumstances.
But no , he was ok with that , and made a note on his list.
He gave me the first instruction and said ,
Give him this.

I do,

So that's how it stood physically at that moment.
And I don't mind telling you , it was good.

Then comes the n comes the shocker!

He says in the middle of this , I must talk to this Simon Parker's fellow he has a message for me.
Well I think for a minute and my confident tells me who this guy is,etc etc.
Well this happens a lot with me and people like me I'm afraid...
I'm of course not in the slightest bit interested ,
I say this is hardly the time to be talking about internet loveys is it.
And try gently to warn him that this communication is going to the monk(which is pretty fuckin obvious isn't it!!!!)
But Nooooooooooooo

He is gonna do it , no matter what I do, he is gonna keep talkin about the latest knob end that knows exactly what has got to be done etcetera .....

It would be amusing usually, but it wasn't for me this time , as I knew what was laying in front of him , how much it would do and mean , so , not so funny.

I say more forcefully , please stop with the jibber the adults are watching or words to that effect!,

And in my heart , I already know as soon as the monk hears this , curtains.
I knew, but I thought , you need to pursue anyway , you know to conclusion.
So I leave it and give the first instruction
And he asks a question

Well the monk ain't teaching
He is finding
And I'm not sure what to do with this....
I know if I go back it will open a can of worms and then the monk is going to whittle it down to , release him.

He contacts me the friend, and I think I make it clear it isn't a social gathering and I'm here to do this , not that.
I say you better not talk to me of the these idiots anymore
This is not the time and it's going to fuck you up

He says

And this is the worst of it...
He says

You should reconsider this information it is important.
TIME OUT TIME OUT TIME OUT , HOLD TIGHT HANG ON WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE .....

I , who he knows well, and has had first hand knowledge of who I am, and called me a friend , is telling me that some comb over fruit loop has got important info for me , WELL come on, WHAT would you say.


Especially considering the weight around the room , so to speak....

I mean, what do I do now.....
I'm me, I bite,
I think I make it totally clear that I have NO interest in such trivia , and , he is making a fool out of both of us in front of some accomplished people.
He says .

Ok , ok,
But you should still reconsider ,

I have more or less given up at this stage and I am thinking of my creative wording of what happened to the monk , just to avoid having to go over the whole truth of what happened.
I think I will say , ok , he isn't ready for this just yet maybe next time,

And so on in my brain,lol
He then adds
"You should let Simon talk to the monk"

Well all the blood in my whole body made a beeline for my left temple.....

KAFUCKINPOW!!!!!!

What a total size ten fuck in the arse eh!

Not only is he so irreverent to speak of these idiots with me, he then compounds it by saying" they "need to talk to me

But the real icing on the cake.

HE IS TALKING TO THEM ABOUT WHAT I AM DOING AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO TELL THE PLUMS OF THE MONK
WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCk!!!!!!

I'm am blown away
Truly
So are my fellows

I shit you not, almost instantaneously and I have witnesses , the monk texts me,and I quote.
"Your man fell off his horse"

That's that....
Some one I was with , felt it leave the room, all the positive charge that was building , I mean actualy click , gone.

One more thing.
I can't leave it there with the freind, I have to tell him don't I, don't i.
Would you walk away at that point and let him get away with such a blunder, I swear out of just sheer bloodymindedness I wasn't going to,
So I gave him a section of my thought s for free.

I will post that communication next,

Then we can say good bye , to the whole sorry affair...

Because the monk, he was going down the list as I thought , because the next name was texted to me.

...........
As rose' says, "people sheeeeeesh"

 

So , coffee?
Jay?

Warm?

Sitting?
Good.
Listen to this , a bit of light relief before we continue our somewhat tragic tale of walking through your life with your eyes closed.
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So , about a year or so goes by and the monk comes to me.
I should point out that my boss had died in this time period.
So he comes to me , get the few, and bring them.
I say ok
I contact the freind through a trusted confident,he excepts the invite
As usual I'm misunderstood and he thinks we are all hunky dory, you know like in internet land , where everyone forgets all there wrong doing and all they said did etc,lol

I think well it's not going to hurt just to converse to fulfil my obligation to the boss
So it goes thru

Oh, I should say my boss was a powerful man in thought and deed, and the best.
Everyone respected him loved him accordingly,he could go ANYWHERE , and did all the time.
The things he can do for you are amazing as a individual and a life force he was a breath of fresh air , and I don't mind saying I lived him very much.
He was a great man,
And all he knew were great, not as, in my veiw, but never the less the people that keep all.
So big chance , big chance , big chance...
Even though he was being weird , when the monk came I was made up for him really, even thought I couldn't say,I even thought , "great he may snap,out of it with these guys around"
Which of course he would definitely if he were chosen and successfully installed in the team.


Well what came back , astonished my on lookers and I was fairly speechless myself.

But I will continue tomorrow or the next day..

That's enough for now.

But for onlookers , and would be gurus and psychics..........the sentance in this story for you is..

NO OATH FOR STEPHEN NO MORE.!!
So I'm coming.
Mwahahahahahahahaha


Nighty night
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

 

So the months go by.my freind is now not my freind anymore , because he has been driven completely batshit by the disinformation merchants around him.
Again no big deal, I'm nothing to do with it , I don't want anything to do with it , so I skidaddle
And leave the baby's to there bottles
I figure when the time comes that the monk is going to complete his deliberations it won't matter I will just fire the message through the six degrees and get him his place in the lab.
I mean I knew it wasn't totaly his fault for being a glum less twitt and walking into a bunch of parasites

 

So when my boss says this to him about there project he was unimpressed , but my boss was the insistent type you couldn't say no to even if you wanted to
So the monk complied and came to me and said do this that etc
I did , and as I wandered thru the life I was keeping an eye out , and up popped my freind.
So ....
I say to the monk I have a hopeful and he is good in many ways.
He didn't want him from the start and that had nothing to do with my freind, that was my fault, so I got to grips with that and explained to the monk that hates me at length about why he shouldn't persecute the innocent for the sins of another etc etc, couldn't get out of it could he...it's a monks problem I Spose, if someone plays the do as you should card , lol
And my boss was present when I bought it up about the freind and the persecution etc..lol
So he had to put him on the short list

When we left the office he said to me, he isn't going to get off the short list you know , there are far more talented people out there and I already have some accomplished candidates, so don't blame him when he dosent choose my friend and say it's because of our ill will.its not.
I accepted this , as I said he is not a liar.

 

This was not to be anything to be majorly concerned about,
But

Then the freind became disruptive, this happens , it's a symptom
Again , no biggy
The heavy weights I move with would not find this a problem
The disruption started to gain momentum
Until eventualy he crossed a line with me
I'm not an alchemist
I'm not a diplomat

That just don't fly wiv me baby.
So I decided to cut loose and walk away , as I knew full well what was going on.
I spoke to the monk,he said , best thing

Oh perhaps I should say the monk totally fuckin hates me.Thinks I am a rude obnoxious blasphemer.
Which of course I am
He is very honest
Well he is a fuckin monk! Lol
They tend to leave the crack and whores alone and tell the truth.
So when he was asked by my boss to instruct me in something they were working on in private, you can imagine.
He was not best pleased as the project was his baby , really.
He came to my boss with it they worked on it of and on for years.
Ypthats what it's like with alchemy I have always presumed.

 

Anyway

So down the line two years ago ish , I was asked to find as many prospects as possible.
We probably all were, (guys that do my job)

I had a freind as I said and he was very interested in alchemy, this was not unusual in my area of work.
This guy was great, discerning , intelligent, not easily persuaded by idiots!
And above all sensible, he knew enough about my world to understand when I asked if he would like to be put in touch with someone very accomplished in his area of interest.
He may even have asked if I knew anyone in this feild at some point, I think, can't remember though.
So I put his name forward,these things take time and in I suing months and years he became embroiled with some of the less aware and zealous.
This started to distract him in the most un characteristic way, or should I say made him start to behave totally out of character,

This was a clear sign to me that someone had become interested in the monks task, also was aware that my freind was being considered.
At this point that thing attached itself to my friend, well this is not a big problem as this sort of thing occurs all the time .
We would just wipe it off him before he came into the sacred places.

 

Well ok , title modification.
What happens in a normal day/evening,lol

So the conversation was of my current tasks, that's to say one in particular which was taking a turn.

You see there is this very large monk
He was a good freind of the guy I worked for

A very accomplished alchemist , both of them actualy
The monk and the guy I worked for,the monk , well it was his task and business for years in the organisation.
My boss, he was just that way as a person.

So the task is , to help the monk narrow down an elusive ingredient , a talented amateur..
So a virgin of the truth , but fairly experienced in the gravitational arts.
I had a freind some time ago who fitted the bill, and I liked him as a person.at the time we were in quite constant communication,must of been about two years ago when this particular task rose it's head.

I think as that rather silly complex for you all"time" means little to a chap such as myself for varying reasons.

 

My task on waking up this morning was to go to a business meeting and get a contract signed no matter what.
This is a Sunday .
So great!
But no alternative
So of I went.

During the ride in the car in the way I pondered the previous evening.
It was a usual Saturday night I suppose.
I had some friends round and they were talking to me about my current task list.
The tasks are old and new
But this isn't about that

Or is it