
IAMBICS RAZOR
Thank you for a perfect example. Timing is everything...
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Stephen has pointed it out before. If you want to be a member, we would like to speak with you, because:
If you sign up for membership we assume that you want to participate in one way or another and it’s only fair we get to know you, if you are going to associate yourself with us.
And I think it’s important for you to know that before you apply...
We are not interested in a great quantity of members at all.
In fact, we’d like to keep it rather exclusive, we think,
We want good content that is interesting to read,
We don’t want to have to scroll through masses of pseudo-intellectual ramblings and sycophantic doodads.
So if you want to sit in front of your screen all day, scratch your bum, watch what others are doing while stuffing pizza in your face, be our guest.
GUEST, not MEMBER.
Same goes for our hide-and-seek-super-heroes.
Who are you hiding from?
It’s ridiculous.
You don’t post because you have nothing to say?
That’s fine. Just read then. No need to sign up.
You can read everything as a GUEST…
So lurking members are nothing but parasites, really.
All you do is consume other peoples time and energy
giving absolutely nothing back in return.
You’re here so you can say you’re talking to us, but you’re not.
All you do is make the odd stupid comment in the shoutbox, it’s pathetic.
So why not save us all the embarrassement!
Now, if after all I just said you’d still like to sign up for membership, we’re looking forward to speaking with you 
THE FRIENDS ELECTRIC
Last edited by a moderator: Apr 25, 2015